Khardynyl's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Birds n' Bees]

It's...

It started off promisingly, with that classic retro style. But then is quickly degenerated into a pointless and desperate attempt to be politically incorrect (which appeals to the 13 year old morons that infect the internet).

There are strange pauses in dialog like it is loading from a Playstation 1 disc. It is also hard to understand.

Sort the pacing out and try some real humour instead of this lame shock tripe garbage crap.

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

It's good

I likes it, you win,

[Engrish Donkey Konga]

LOL! Again.

Fresh from seeing the Final Fantasy one, I watched this. I don't need bongos to give me heart failure, I am laughing enough to do it already.

I'm telling you, it must be brain damage that makes me find this stuff so funny. Keep it up, if only for my sake. I hate America! (not really).

[$Yamazaki$]

I like it

Knowing the KOF series as I do, this perhaps means more to me than it might to others. I wish he had those super extended moves int he game, although it would get quite annoying should someone to it to you!

It would have been nice if they didn't all end with the knife attack, or if you had some variations on it, like the victim falls apart in different ways instead of just collapsing.

Also, if that disclaimer at the start is serious (and not a joke), it isn't needed. No one is going to get offended by that.

[Artbreak]

3 out of 3

I have seen 3 of your animations and all 3 have been great. I shall endevour to see all your stuff.

Art films do suck a bit, but I was actually enjoying that before the end! I am emotionally shattered by what happened.

I wish I had such animation skill. I would be 100% perfect then, instead of just 99.999%.

TmsT responds:

Hahaha aww, it's just a movie. Nothing like that would ever happen in real life, would it?

[TmsT's Duke Nukem Forever]

Brilliant

That was great. I hope 3D Realms see this, the fools. I think you hit every nail squarely on the head with this.

Also, may the spirit of Dennis and Carl live on FOREVER!

[Renaissance]

It's good!

Damn, I had no idea life was so hard! I think I should hang myself now as everything I have ever done has been a sham!

Seriously, the metaphore was laid on a bit too thickly. People with masks, cities that are just a facade, naked earth people etc.

Obviously this has taken a lot of tim,e effort and emotion and the last thing you want to do is read some fool (not me in this case) casually disregarding everything you have invested so much in. I do appreciate what you have done, heck, if I had half the talent I might even do something similar. It's easy to criticise and on a purely reactionary level, I felt it was too obvious. I mean, who HASN'T rode on a giant goose over a pixelated field?

Whatever anyone ever says, do not ever get discouraged. Everyone, including me is wrong if you are proud of what you have done yourself.

AloneInTheDark responds:

Thank you alot. To each their own ;)

[Xylus and Dexter: Special]

I actually laughed

It was very funny.

[CSI: Sheridan]

Ugh, far too American.

American students! YAY! Or not.

BoyliciousDarian responds:

Canadian.